SHEESH
How you supposed to get anything done around here?
JAY SON DOJO
Just in case I ever get invited to the 'All Valley TORNament' I thought I might need a logo to sew onto my outfit. The Jay Son Dojo has a long history of face punching, but with feet.
Monkeys
It didn’t take long into the Eocene for things to heat up.
SOAP BAR NUBS
What’s the highest number of soap-bar nubs you’ve smashed together to make a mutant mega bar?
Dino
FRIENDS?
HOLIDAY BETTING
We don’t know any of the people in the building next to ours but can see in all their apartments really well. So we’re setting up a little racket of laziness. Girl is the bookie crunching odds and setting spreads.
SCIENCE JAY
HOT CABOOSE
Id need to get plastic sheets
Buired in allstate mailers
EOY REFLECTIONS
I was going to add ‘Crushing metal riffs’ but I had already gotten to 4.
INVERSE BELL CURVE
Haven’t driven much this year but I’m noticing something. People with really shit cars drive the same way people with really fancy cars do... Terribly... #terribledrivers
THAT VIRUS LIFE DAY CCCVI
That Virus Life Day CCCVI - It was like this way before the pandemic, but now it’s every single time we eat.
CAMP JAY
Since it's cold out now I thought I'd turn my thoughts to my new summer camp idea. The following workshops will be available but hurry because classes are filling fast:
- Fireworks
- Slingshot Range
- Tunnels & Forts
- Trebuchet for home use
- The Ins & Outs but no Snouts of Beef Jerky Making
- Naps (with special instructor and Olympic medalists in napping and ignoring text messages: Anthony Bagnara)
- Slurking & Night Creepin' the lost art
- Slug Racing & Husbandry
- Drum Circles (Beginner and Advanced sessions so us drummers don't have to suffer through your dumb shit)
- Woods Fashion & Festival Wear, How did we get here?
- Pine Cone Liquor, Dos and Don'ts with Dani Brei
- Dancing with Snakes, Non-denominational of course
- Witch Sticks. Which Witch Stick is right for you?
See you all in July.
LUNAR PATROL
Probably won’t leave the house again till 2085, and by then it’ll be on the moon.
