You guys know I submitted a bunch of sweet stamp ideas to USPS. Here was one for Ground Hogs Night. Print this out and glue it on your next letter.
Hipster Goose
Hipster Goose gooses
Water Cats
Leggers not allowed
Muttley Crue
These guys get it
Wuzzles
You guys remember that time Girl quit her job, changed her name to Smangela, and ran away to live with the wuzzles up in the trees... She showed me the ankle tattoo she got that summer while meowing nostalgic about it last night.
Friends Prt IX
sometimes things work out
Friends Prt VIII
Part VIII - back at the hole yard under cover of darkness...
Friends Prt VII
Part VII - Woofslee gets caught up on the plan.
Friends Prt VI
actions!
Friends Prt V - ideas dog
Part V - ... and then Barkston gets an idea that’s so crazy it just might work.
Thaw
Any step that leaves the city concrete and onto actual Earth in Chicago after the winter thaw...
Friends Prt: IV
Friends Prt: III
Prt III - after hours of digging Woofslee can’t seem to remember where he buried his secret stash of bones. I’m afraid things aren’t looking good...
Friends Pt. II
Barkston took a chance on the new kid and kibble was shared. Now it’s time for reciprocation and there is trouble afoot...
Spring...
C’mon now! *sigh*
New Friend Pt. I
A healthy amount of skepticism has always worked out for Barkston when it came to meeting new dogs at the park. You have to sniff deeper than a casual butt whiff... who is this Woofslee guy and where exactly is this boneyard he’s been barking about?
TSA
You guys thought getting thru TSA was torture now, try the Triassic Security Administration. Nearly all infractions were penalized by being bitten in half...
Morning
You guys remember all those dooms day prepper shows where “experts” give insight into how best to hoard bullets and Spaghetti-Os? I wish they’d have a show that used the same scare tactics to implore me to both choose and set the clothing I’m planning on wearing the next day right next to the bed so I can slide directly into some semblance of the warmth from which I’m departing.
Ferns
Do you guys pass that one bush/fern everyday on the way to work that you know is watching you and certainly disapproving of like you’re whole thing you have going on?
