House Math

2:1 <— ratio of pillows to occupants when I lived alone.

27:1 <— ration of pillows to occupants at current levels (2 humans, 2 cats)

484:1 <— projected ratio of pillows to occupants upon my retirement (2 humans, n=number of cats)                      #pillows

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Big Pharma

It has to be a matter of weeks by now. #bigpharma #pills #medicine #fixme

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Warthog

After the fall of man, the warthogs took over. Of course, after years of depleting the remnants of humans only the gross stuff was left... #peas #gross #canned #food 

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Sitting

Sitting... If you’re a cat, it’s important to choose wisely because you might loose your spot at any minute if you’re not careful. 

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Happy 2019

2018 was a great year for JDT, thank you so very much to everyone that ordered things. Hopefully they brought a little joy to you. Let’s make 2019 a year where we’re better to each other, the Earth, and all the weird creatures that we share it with. Oh, and fuck your wall...

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Hell

I wrote like 15 captions/exchanges for this, here is one:

Diablo: “Yeah we play both kinds, country and western...”

Jay: “Sounds hellish...” 

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Thanksgiving

I asked Ty’s daughter what she wanted me to draw, she instantly said “Mermaid cats!!!” So I give u all Mercats having thanksgiving! 

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Go State!

Central Pangaea State has been undefeated since at least the conifers spread into this vast aired inland floodplain. When you’re the top predator for so long you start to retell the same stories over and over. Kinda like that guy that peeked in high school and still tells you about his exploits when you see him at a dive bar while at home to visit for the holidays. King Gorganopsia ran for 26 touchdowns today and all the diictodons in attendance will concur (concede) if asked. - Late Permian, Central Pangaea (East Texas) 249 Mya

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