Snakes VI

There are winners and there are losers in the game of group costumes 

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Questing

It was in the 5th age when the armies of the dead walked the lands once again. Sir Pussalot and Jay of the Argonauts were now 4 years into their quest to save the princess. Here we find our heroes tangling with some skeletons in the Swamp of the Damned just outside of the great city Morose where The Jackal may be hiding her grace in his dungeon spire... (To fight the skeletons turn to page 63, to toss 1 of your invisibility charges and slip away turn to page 88).

 

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Game of Thrones

Kendra has been making me watch Game of Thrones which is weird because she cares nothing about swords and questing but now all of my dreams this past week are like...

note: Puss as a battlecat is dope af though

#gameofthrones

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Back to School

Lot of people posting their kids ‘back to school’ photos today. So here’s me sometime between 3rd & 11th grade, it was always the same. #backtoschool #school #thissucks #bus #gymclass #sports #thisblows

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Ugh

For a majority of my life this was waking up early + doing laundry. What about you? #pain

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Tragic Love VI

Marla,

Just a quick note from the Jugland Wastes, I’ve really gotten into the power stones now! I think I’ve dug more than I can carry but they just keep appearing. We’ll have enough for 5 lifetimes. This place must have been some kind of sacred gathering land before the fall. My radioactive monitor says the levels are safe so I’m going to stay a few more weeks to collect our fortune. Stay inside and ready the celebration china. I’ll be home soon.

Yours forever,

Joelic Frances Cob

North Land, 2188 AD. #HeDied #loveletters #tragiclove

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Tragic Love V

My dearest Alma,

You would not believe the unending forest here, just endless miles of untouched canopy. I’ll have earned enough by next fall to set us up for a life of leisure. Nothing but the finest silks and furs for my queen. We have lost a few crews recently to calamities unfounded by the training manuals. We think it lighting strikes or rabid weasels stricken with forest madness or some such. Fear for me not as I’m always with my trusty Winchester my love.

Thinking of you always,

Alfred Krugsly Wayne

Mining & Deforestation Team 13, Gascon International Corporation, Morris Valley Depression, August 1947. #HeDied #tragic #love #loveletters #tragiclove

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Tragic Love IV - The Clam Wars

Dearest Susan,

This past winter’s clam wars were unsparing, and we lost most of our fleet to muskleg. I’ve known only heartache since the spring expedition to the Salisbury Clam-flats has begun. No one has been able to locate any clam beds either, we’re in a dire time indeed here. 1 eighth rations for non amputees. I fear the lords colony may fall. My superior leftenant Helmson said he spoke with some local savages about a deep cravats in the north woods filled with a bounty of horse-head clams. My plan is to volunteer for first dive, fill my quota and return to you by midsummer.

Yours forever,

Johnswith Forton LaCombs, Brunswick Newfoundrealm. 1768 AD. #HeDied #love

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Tragic Love III - The Somme

My love Amandine,

I’m writing you from the front. I’m afraid things are not going according to plan here at the Somme. I’ve been chosen as a forward artillery spotter as I’m the only one left in my platoon with 2 intact eyes. It’s a rather lonesome job and i regret to say I’ve found myself conversing with countless broken corpses here in no-mans land like a deranged  person might. Oddly enough these dead soldiers appear to have been partly eaten rather than torn apart from 105mm howitzers. To combat my trench foot and the terrible mustard smell that hangs low in the air I’ll think of our summer in Barjois and how we’ll soon be back together again.

Until then, your love always,

Mathis Bastien DeLore’, Chulattle Artillery Brigade, 4th Army 1916 AD.

. #HeDied #tragiclove

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Tragic Love II - The Skolex

My queen Aerope, it is I your Menelaus of Argos. The king has banished me to the Kyuss Valley for all time for attempting to marry above my class. My only hope of ever laying eyes on you again is to show the king my worth by slaying the mighty Skolex. I’m off to the Tarnic Pass where the Cave of Hopelessness lies. Within I shall find the hideous Skolex and slew him handedly. Prepare for my arrival in MB moons my love. Menelaus of Argos, hoplite and slewer of beasts. #HeDied 

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