Oh No
She hadn’t left the house in so long that now every time she does she swears she left the flat iron on…
SASSMOUTH
WATER BOTTLES EVERYWHERE
KEEBLERS AND COBBLERS
POTATO SALAD
GA-GA-ga jellyfish ghost
DRAGON GOALS
HARDLY BOILED
PIKES
YAWN
MEETING OF THE JAYS
You guys probably didn’t get invited
DOUGLAS SLUGLAS
Of all the kinds of rocks on Earth, Salt is my favorite rock to eat. #salt #saltlife #toomuchsalt
DEADER THE BETTER
I ran into a friend this weekend that told me he had a Nossy sticker on his DJ laptop. So I thought I’d check in with Nossy to see what he has been up to.
SPACE MADNESS
Little homework assignment. And awaaaaay we go!
UNTIL NEXT YEAR
MUSTACHEE-O’s
So the question is: If you had a can of Mustachee-O’s would you want:
A. Mustachee-O’s regular
B. Mustachee-O’s with meat balls
C. Mustachee-O’s with sliced franks
MUSTACHEDLY
SO MAD
EPIC TRAGEDY
The last time I tried a new brand they tasted like they’d been crafted by a world renowned poop-smith.
