Ferns

Do you guys pass that one bush/fern everyday on the way to work that you know is watching you and certainly disapproving of like you’re whole thing you have going on? 

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House Math

2:1 <— ratio of pillows to occupants when I lived alone.

27:1 <— ration of pillows to occupants at current levels (2 humans, 2 cats)

484:1 <— projected ratio of pillows to occupants upon my retirement (2 humans, n=number of cats)                      #pillows

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Big Pharma

It has to be a matter of weeks by now. #bigpharma #pills #medicine #fixme

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Warthog

After the fall of man, the warthogs took over. Of course, after years of depleting the remnants of humans only the gross stuff was left... #peas #gross #canned #food 

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Sitting

Sitting... If you’re a cat, it’s important to choose wisely because you might loose your spot at any minute if you’re not careful. 

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Happy 2019

2018 was a great year for JDT, thank you so very much to everyone that ordered things. Hopefully they brought a little joy to you. Let’s make 2019 a year where we’re better to each other, the Earth, and all the weird creatures that we share it with. Oh, and fuck your wall...

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Hell

I wrote like 15 captions/exchanges for this, here is one:

Diablo: “Yeah we play both kinds, country and western...”

Jay: “Sounds hellish...” 

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Thanksgiving

I asked Ty’s daughter what she wanted me to draw, she instantly said “Mermaid cats!!!” So I give u all Mercats having thanksgiving! 

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