Tragic Love IV - The Clam Wars

Dearest Susan,

This past winter’s clam wars were unsparing, and we lost most of our fleet to muskleg. I’ve known only heartache since the spring expedition to the Salisbury Clam-flats has begun. No one has been able to locate any clam beds either, we’re in a dire time indeed here. 1 eighth rations for non amputees. I fear the lords colony may fall. My superior leftenant Helmson said he spoke with some local savages about a deep cravats in the north woods filled with a bounty of horse-head clams. My plan is to volunteer for first dive, fill my quota and return to you by midsummer.

Yours forever,

Johnswith Forton LaCombs, Brunswick Newfoundrealm. 1768 AD. #HeDied #love

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Tragic Love III - The Somme

My love Amandine,

I’m writing you from the front. I’m afraid things are not going according to plan here at the Somme. I’ve been chosen as a forward artillery spotter as I’m the only one left in my platoon with 2 intact eyes. It’s a rather lonesome job and i regret to say I’ve found myself conversing with countless broken corpses here in no-mans land like a deranged  person might. Oddly enough these dead soldiers appear to have been partly eaten rather than torn apart from 105mm howitzers. To combat my trench foot and the terrible mustard smell that hangs low in the air I’ll think of our summer in Barjois and how we’ll soon be back together again.

Until then, your love always,

Mathis Bastien DeLore’, Chulattle Artillery Brigade, 4th Army 1916 AD.

. #HeDied #tragiclove

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Tragic Love II - The Skolex

My queen Aerope, it is I your Menelaus of Argos. The king has banished me to the Kyuss Valley for all time for attempting to marry above my class. My only hope of ever laying eyes on you again is to show the king my worth by slaying the mighty Skolex. I’m off to the Tarnic Pass where the Cave of Hopelessness lies. Within I shall find the hideous Skolex and slew him handedly. Prepare for my arrival in MB moons my love. Menelaus of Argos, hoplite and slewer of beasts. #HeDied 

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Tragic Love I - At sea

My dearest Eleonora,

My love for you runs as thy oceans deep. I shalt return for your hand in marriage upon one last shipment of thy king’s spice to the savages of the Far East. Wait for me at port in one months time and forever we will be intwine.

Yours,

Jessup Oliver Snoutsworth, Yeoman of the powder room and Cannonier aboard the Saint Augustine Adolfos. 1608 AD. #hedied 

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Mad AF Jay

I’m just really excited to share some of the concept art for my new blockbuster Mad “AF” Jay... beyond Litterdome... our hero Mad Jay is back with a mechanized mega-Puss robot and guess what? They’re mad af... Don’t miss it this fall. #ThereIsNoCatFoodLeftDammit

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The whole pit was there

The whole pit was there, Nancy & the boys, Noodle-Rick... Kyle... #cookout #grill #family #park #party #summer #snake #fam #food #mice #reptiles #kissthecook #illustration #characterdesign #drawing #sketch #doodle #art #artist #quicksketch #familygoals

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The trees were calling.

Doug had reached his limit with the rat race. He no longer wanted to provide financial services to this wealthy clients, so he packed up his office and left without saying goodbye. For 36 years the forest had been calling him. At night when he was all alone. On long business trips when he’d fly over the thick canopy of trees and rolling hilltops. He left that day, July 6th if 1995 and no one has heard from him since.

Hisssssup Girl?

Janet was nervous, l mean she’s slithered-steady with other boys before but Rollersnake? I mean he changed his name to Rollersnake for crying out loud. What would her parents think? She’d likely get kicked out of the pit for this, and well there goes college after that... “The Young and the Legless” 

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Luxury Condo Contrators

Woke up to sad news, here’s a little drawing to try n help a little. These alligators are sipping lemonade and playing cards on a table they made out of an old door and the skulls of some contractors who were thinking of turning their home into luxury condos. #arthelps

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Chief Kyle

The story of the oldest comic art in the history of Homo sapiens. :v