Time Machine

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Puss and I traveled to the year 3866 yesterday but it was a pretty boring destination. Earth had yet to recover from the human experiment. We didn't find anything but floodplains of blue-green algae and box jellyfish.  

Hard Bargaining

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In case it's hard to read:  

snake: That's a fine attack-dragon you have there good sir. Say, I'm wondering if perhaps you're in need of the services a giant blood-thirsty forest-serpent might bring to the table? 

Knight: hmmmm

snake: If not, I could just gobble you both down right now & we'll forget this meeting ever happened. 

Tracking cats

After sweeping the entire floor I can follow a litter trail across my clean floors like a skilled tracker. 

After sweeping the entire floor I can follow a litter trail across my clean floors like a skilled tracker. 

The Coal-ash Ponds

I think it must've been early summer when Anthony Swagnarian and Bradley Joseph started bragging about all the amphibians they were catching and tossing into the coal ash ponds at the abandoned factory down Old Miller Road. Mr. Jenkins told anyone w…

I think it must've been early summer when Anthony Swagnarian and Bradley Joseph started bragging about all the amphibians they were catching and tossing into the coal ash ponds at the abandoned factory down Old Miller Road. Mr. Jenkins told anyone who would listen to his doddering nonsense to stay far away from those retention ponds. Local thespian Connor Wallis was rumored to be writing an 80s throw-back TV series about all the occurrences called Weirder Things, but Hollywood never showed any interest. Ask anyone though and they'll tell you they remember September 15, 1996 like it was yesterday. That was the last day anyone ever saw hide-nor-hair of Anthony and Bratley. The tragedy of poor Stephanie Molen and Nicole Neproski though, such bright students and heads of the journalism club even. They got swept up in Anthony and Brad's tall tales and Devil-may-care swagger and just had to go along to get the scoop for the fall paper. Nothing has been quite the same in Townsville since that day those all those years back. 

Jungle stuff

This photo was taken at the moment we were crowned honorary gods of naps and beef jerky by the ancient Gojanna tribesmen of the darkest jungles of the Amazon rain forest. We sacrifice chickens for lunch, Chief Humungous Hands sweet-n-sour sauce was to die for. Later someone tried to eat Puss so we had to leave in a hurry.  

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Ninja Party

Puss always gets invited to sneaky events and gatherings...  

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Look who's eyeing that fish that fell off the grill...  

Sport

The ancients played fantasy football as well...  

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