FALLOUT

I think Sagan and I would be okay the irradiated wastelands of the Fallout universe. His friendly yet fierce disposition would allow us to befriend some ghouls for protection. We named this feral ghoul Copernicus.

JOHNNY BLADES

He knew some of the crimes he was commitin' were against the law, but he was Johnny Blades and crimes weren't gunna commit themselves...

FROG TIME

You all have any names in mind for some of these guys?

Leaponardo DiCaprio

Molly Pondwald

Toad Diesel

Kyle

FASHION FROG

The kids love Snail-Lids... "Slids". Check your local marsh mall to pick one up this spring.

ITS FRIDAY

Oh you know... Maybe get some chicken fingers, or do some summoning...

FLAG OF THE CATS

It was too far away to know if they were flying the 'House of Dog' flag, or even the 'Flag of the Platypuses', so we'd just have to wait and see.

GIRLS AND PETS II

What kind of strange pet would you have if it wasn't cruel or illegal or weird to own a crazy pet? I'd of course, have a Komodo Dragon and a bucket full of weird giant salamanders slipping around...

THE CROW REMAKE

Tell me you wouldn't watch The Platypus go ham on some stereotypical inner-city thuggery... Perhaps clacking his bill with a deep and scary reverb in a dank run down factory, giant fan blades churning impossibly slowly in the foggy background as he brandishes acid filled eggs from his marsupial ninja pouch before delivering a cleaver pun along with his a coup de gras...

THE FLU

2024 hasn't been very neighborly to me so far. Got COVID for the 1st time in January and then for the past week I had the worst flu. I fell behind in tons of things I was working on, I was dizzy and depressed. I feel like I shed a few layers and came out anew... It was gross, but I'm happy to be back.

LONDON 1888

Sometimes we do theatre in the house to candlelight...

Kendralee: I want to be what you and Baron Von Saganus are, see what you see, love what you love.

Count Jaycula: Kendralee, to walk with me and my boy Saganus, you must die to your breathing life and be reborn to ours.

Kendralee: You are my love... and my life, always, and so is Saganus, he's the finest of specimens indeed dear Count.

[Expresses fangs devilishly]

Count Jaycula: Then, I give you life eternal. Everlasting love. The power of the storm.